The Flux Resistor
The Flux Resistor - $75
Unlike the flux capacitor which allows time travel, the flux resistor prevents it. If you ain't down with showing up in 1955, or dog forbid 1885! and fucking up the space/time continuum, this will keep you right here in good ole 2020! Well.. until December 31st anyway. Do you want to have to have your car struck by lightening to get home? Or pushed off railroad bridge by a train? ME NEITHER! I prefer riding a bicycle anyway, but if I'm gonna drive I prefer my automobiles to do just fine with a tank of gasoline. It also has a secret spot to hide your wallet from those thieving fucking time travelers! This beautiful piece of machinery pays for itself!!